{
  "probed": "2026-08-31",
  "providers": 9107,
  "islands_in_catalog": 29,
  "islands_marketed": 30,
  "os_named": 19,
  "os_on_new_shell": 1,
  "beta_members": null,
  "notes": {
    "providers": "Deduped count from the public providers directory, same method as /geek/probe.mjs.",
    "beta_members": "Null until the beta's first cohort is counted from the live membership store; the page hides the tile while null and shows it, dated, once real."
  }
}